Cameron Keyes

Site: Money Talks
Date: Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Tags: straight, brunette, bikini, cameltoe, shaved, skinny, tall, tattoo, white, car, outside, 1on1, blow jobs, handjob
Rating: 7.54

StrThis week on your favorite dysfunctional web show, we will show you Part 1 of our multi part series, Big City Chronicles. In this episode we begin to really see the effects of recession, mixed in with a side of I dont give a fuck. First up we got a guy on the street to give his friend a pedicure, except the catch was that he had to do it with his mouth. Then we finally unveil one of the coolest helmets youre never going to want to wear� The Money Talks Stink bomb helmet. Then we got this girl with a humongous, for lack of a better word. ass to give us a quick little poll dance. Then we got this other shmuck to rub icy hot on his balls� I know youre thinking that youve seen that before, but trust me when I say that the results are pretty awesome. After that we got a little skater dude to take one for the wallet and drink all the dirty water and falafel grease from the street cart on the corner. Then we ran around the beach in search of some good ole tittles ad came up with some pretty sweet results, as a matter of fact it went so well that we met this one little piece of ass on the beach, took her back to the limo, and showed her how to make a dollar the hard way. Dont miss a minute because we are just getting started.

Site: Milf Hunter
Date: Monday, June 18, 2007
Tags: straight, blonde, bigass, big tits, shaved, white, 1on1, mature porn, blow jobs
Rating: 7.95

I was just going to one of those euro furniture shops to get me a new couch, seeing as how my current couch is full of stray shots of cum from all my milf hunts. Thats when I spotted Cameron trying out a mattress. Come to find out she had two kids and a hubby that was all work and no play so I eased my way into a decent conversation and slowly convinced her to come check out my mattress and compare. You have to understand how some of these women are just starved for attention. Once you flash them a nice smile and actually make believe you care about what they are saying they turn to putty in your hands. They are just looking for someone to service that ignored pussy. She had a nice big ass and a great pair of tits. And she was willing to purchase a mattress just like mine when all was said and done, the only thing is she wanted me to go along with the mattress and well you guys know me.... one shot, one kill..... move on to the next.