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40 Inch Plus - Cali Chocolate Factory

Monday December 26, 2005

So Jada decided to come by and visit to prove to me she definitely had 40 inches or more of ass. As soon as I measured those heaping heaving oompa loompas I knew we had a winner. She didnt have the golden ticket but Jerry gave her a nice big Willy Wonka anyways. Jerry almost suffocated under that great big ass. He was real close to being ASSassinated.