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Anally Speaking

Captain, Josh, Sara Sinn

Captain Stabbin

I found Leone while I was getting a drink at the bar. I try to sell her a beach chair, but I forgot that they rent them and are not for sale. Lucky me she was very friendly and in no time, I had her licking my balls on the deck of my boat. I know Im old, but I still got game picking up chicks. Once they find out that there will be a boat involved, everything else is easy. This chick had some amazing blue eyes that totally worked on me. So, I had to return the favor and work on her. Its good to be the Captain.